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The Dick I Should Have Sat On

and other fairytales.

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May 20, 2025
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*This is a story I wasn’t sure I’d ever publish. It’s raw, messy, and parts of it still sting. But it’s also mine. I wrote it not for resolution, but for release—to untangle shame, to make peace with mistakes, and to share a moment of being fully, painfully human.
If it makes you uncomfortable, that’s okay. It made me uncomfortable too. That’s why I wrot…

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